"...i can't believe she's gone jacs. it's not so much that i'm guna miss her cos i know i'll be seeing her again soon, it's that it's come to an end. it's all over. it's all over..." "...let's go out again tonight. we'll start off at one of the other bars and see if they're any good and if they're not we'll go back to jimmy's..." "...that bar is full of prostitutes. no good. why you don't come back here?..." "...jimmy's?..." "...i'm guna go have a turkish hammam. i'll meet you back at the hotel later..." "...so, how was it?..." "...oh ems, it was unreal. you would've loved it! there was this hairy turkish man massaging me and when he told me turn over i copped a slap on the ass! but apart from that it was great..." "...there's a turkish night on tonight at that place where we had lunch. we gotta go. some of the other guys are coming too..." "...this is unreal! live turkish music! listen to that beat! i've gotta get up and dance, i can't handle this any longer..." "...i know we gotta be up early to catch that ferry, but it's our last night and i'm so psyched from all that music. let's go find a bar that's open..." "...do you wana just stay up till it's time to catch the ferry. there's no point in going to sleep now..." "...jacs, hurry! get ready, we're guna be late..." "...i'm so tired. i hope we find accommodation in samos..." "...iiiiiiiiiibooooooooooooo!..." "...ibo no like me because me no beautiful. me old. but i like ibo velly much. oh iiiiiibbooooooo!..." "...i have accommodation in town. ok 10euros!..." "...he's so sleazy!..." "...i can't believe how dead everything is around here. last time i was here you couldn't move in the clubs, they were that packed!..." "...ouch! who put that step there!? i can't believe i stacked it in front of everyone. oh the shame of it all..." "...food!..." "...i've been craving this souvlaki for ages! it was worth the wait..." "...jacs, i'm not so sure that it's a good idea to hire quads man. my insurance has expired and i've seen how you drive. no offence and all..." "...free alcohol! bonus!..." "...more free alcohol! this is great! we can afford to stay here all night!..." "...why isn't anyone else dancing?..." "...poootaaaaaan!..." "...hey there's raka! let's hang out with her for a while..." "...i'm starving. let's go see if we can find food..." "...here i pay for your food. here's some money. you take!..." "...i'm getting ungry now because i'm getting hangry. i need food..." "...i'm guna use the net while you call home..." "...ems, there's something wrong with this phonecard. it won't let me call..." "...i like this idea of getting a free shotty after every meal. is this how it is everywhere in greece??..." "...wana go back to that place we were at last night? i wonder if we'll get more free alcohol?..." "...what do you mean we can't come in because we're with albanians? that's shameful! screw you and your pub!..." "...you have to leave now. there's people waiting to check in..." "...is it ok if we leave our backpacks here and pick them up when we drop the quad off tonight?..." "...this is so much fun! i wish we'd hired it the other day when we had the whole day ahead of us!..." "...aaaaaaaahhhhhhh! watch it! intersection! i can't believe you almost crashed in front of that sign! look! - i love life, i drive safely..." "...how nice is this place? it reminds me a bit of dahab!..." "...it's freezing on this quad! can you imagine how cold it's guna be after the sun goes down?..." "...jacs, i'm guna tie your hair up, i keep getting whip lashed..." "...let's have a drink while we wait for the sunset..." "...how beautiful!. look at the colours! it's stunning!..." "...oh shit we're running so late. that poor guy said he'd wait for us to get back before he closes his shop. and we still have to get to the port by 10! gun it!..." "...on a dark desert highway...cool wind in my hair...warm smell...i don't know the rest ems..." "...lady!..." "...oh man, can you sing a different song? i'm sick of hearing lady lady..." "...check out the seats on this ferry! luxury!..." "...ems, why is she saying yes, no, no, yes, no, yes, yes?..." "...is this the right street? oh there's the hostel, we found it..." "...i can't believe how much we just ate! that's breakfast lunch and dinner..." "...my parents are on their way. they should be close to athens by now. let's go, i'll surprise them at the airport. i just hope we make it on time..." "...surprise!..." "...what are you doing here!?? oh my daughter, my daughter! why aren't you in santorini??? oh my goodness, what a great surprise!! i can't believe you're here! you're the last person i was expecting to see today!..." "...hahahaha! shh mum, it's ok, stop crying!..." "...ems, i found the restaurants! i just followed my nose and ended up here! look at all the restaurants ems! heaven!..." "...how many cd's you want? if you buy many i will give you good price..." "...ems, check out that man in front of that big building that looks like the acropolis! he's doing number 2's! hahaha that's so funny! oh, i've gotta take a photo!..." "...yeah, well, welcome to athens jacs..." "...i had the weirdest dream last night jacs. i couldn't sleep...i dreamt that i was in jail and they were guna kill me and they wouldn't let me call my parents and tell them!..." "...do you reckon that chick left her hairdryer out? damn! she packed it away!..." "...ems?...is that the acropolis on that mountain up there?? like, THE acropolis??..." "...i'm getting hangry again..." "...what are all those cops doing walking around in riot gear?? hello men in uniform! how you doin?!..." "...ow hello! you grik? we take photo with grik girls! i love grik!..." "...ems, i'm having a bad hair day. take that photo again. oh come oooon! i'm only going to be at the acropolis once, i can't have my hair looking like this!..." "...oh, that's shocking, take it again..." "...oh no way. it's saturday. the office is closed. i'll have to call them first thing monday to confirm my flights. let's eat..." "...jacs? what happened girl? what are you doing down there?..." "...i went to put my backpack on and i fell. it's too heavy! it's all that bloody apple tea i'm carrying for you!..." "...where are you going? you want a lift?..." "...what do you mean there's no 7pm bus?? we have to wait til 10?? aaaaahh!..." "...let's go find an internet cafe to kill some time in..." "...look! i think it's a wedding! i'm guna stay here and watch for a while, i'll meet you at the internet later..." "...ems! it's 9.45! our bus leaves in 15 and it took us 30 minutes to get here! ruuuuunnnn!..." "...vine leaf rolls for breakfast! mm mmmm!..." "...why is everyone just sitting around? i wana get up and dance!..." "...why don't we just go and play pool for a few hours?..." "...the boys won again..." "...ems, your grandmother is so cute! i wana take a photo of her. can you ask her to go stand over there? ok, great, now over there...that's great. one more. over there..." "...can we eat? i'm getting hungry again. i'm such a yourouna!..." "...hahaha! she said yourouna! she's calling herself a pig! how does she know how to speak greek. that's funny. very good! how does she know what yourouna means?..." "...shh, they'll hear us and come see what we're doing! i don't want them to catch us eating again! shh! hehehe..." "...what are you girls doing here!? you're eating again! did you leave any sarma's for us?..." "...nuh, jacs ate them all!..." "...yourouna!..." "...look at this stuff! oh man! i remember bargaining for this in italy! and for this in paris! i'd give anything to be back there right now! i so don't wana go home jacs! i could just cry now. i can't believe it's all over..." "...ems, you should go back to morocco. seriously, if you can't stop thinking about it, you should go. you're so close, how can you not!..." "...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend, you have been the one, you have been the one for me..." "...ems, seriously. go..." "...can we go to that pizza place we went to last time with fran and arthur? jacs, you're guna love this pizza! it's the best pizza in the world..." "...i can't believe you're leaving...goodbye jacs. love ya chick. have a safe trip home, live it up in dahab, have a banana and strawberry thickshake for me when you get there and i'll be seeing you again soon..." "...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend! don't start, i'm guna cry again. everytime i hear that song i feel like crying. go, your train's leaving. goodbye my girl!..." "...it's something unpredictable, but in the end is right...i hope you had the time of your life..." "...goodbye, goodbye, goodbye..."

 

END OF ACT V

 

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